Crime and Legal

Please stop kicking so I can close the door to the cruiser

You know what’s way worse than a Karen? A male Karen. Crazy train. The funniest one I heard was downtown today.
MK (screaming): “You can’t arrest me!”

Officer: “Please stop kicking so I can close the door to the cruiser.”

The door finally shuts as the muffled sounds of door kicks and screams of “Do you know who I am” trail off in the air as the cruiser heads to the pokey.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.