My Failed Audition for VH1’s “Dating Naked”

VH1’s new “Dating Naked” show should prove to hit new lows in TV reality show creepiness, and I wanted to be a part of it. My agent did a good job of getting me an audition, but it was a disaster. As a German/Irish/Ghost I have skin whiter than the paper in your laser printer. When I took off my clothes for the audition, people on the beach began to scurry.

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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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