Slightly Crazy People in San Francisco – Mr. “Latest Apple Product”

Feels he has lost part of his soul if he doesn’t have the latest Apple product available. He scours blogs and product release notes to make sure he can jump in line and be the first to get the newest iPhone.

At the same time, he has perfected the “Apple sneer.” He makes this face anytime he encounters anyone with an HTC or Samsung handset. The sneer is created by wrinkling his face while doing a slow look up and down, like he is trying to determine how the Samsung user had enough brains to stay alive this long.


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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