10 Alternative Endings to Avengers Endgame
Avengers Endgame is an epic achievement blowing away audiences around the globe. Here are 10 alternate ways to make the movie ending even better.
1. Thanos opens a chain of Italian restaurants with personalized dishes such as Iron Man Pasta Primavera, Black Widow Squid Ink Cuttlefish Pasta and Captain- America Slow Cooked Carbonara.
2. Iron Man gives up being an international playboy and becomes a country trap rapper. His biggest hit to date: “Old Iron Road – Remix” With Lil Billy Ray Cyrus.
3. Thor teaches Stormbreaker axe handling skills to US Special Forces. Trainees learn to forge their own Stormbreaker out of melted down pieces of old Shaquille O’Neal basketball shoes and Michael Jordan golf irons.
4. Black Widow teams up with Jason Bourne to open up a new spy agency called Black and Bourne. They contract with good and not-so-good clients around the world to carry out espionage, undercover operations and threat elimination.
5. War Machine starts a chain of meditation centers called Peace and Tranquility Machine.
6. Captain Marvel becomes a roving character of herself on the sidewalks of Hollywood where she sells photo opportunities to tourists for $25. At least 100 times a day she hears somebody from Iowa say, “I thought she was taller.”
7. Hawkeye wins 45 Olympics gold medals in archery, retires, opens a local bar and spends his nights winning bets from patrons playing darts.
8. The Hulk teaches anger management to NBA coaches, average talent middle managers and the guy behind you riding your bumper at the stop light.
9. Ant-Man gets a job with a car dealer, shrinking down to apply that undercoating that costs them 45 cents and they charge you and $300 for.
10. Pepper Potts opens a chain of cooking supply stores called Pepper Pots Perfectly Picked Pots and Pans for Preparing Pastas, Potatoes and Pumpkins.
