10 Crazy Ways To Wash Your Car Faster and Better

Time. You never have enough of it. That’s not to say that you don’t waste it, anyway, binge-watching Nextflix while powering through 45 bags of Doritos. But to save time and have a cleaner car, check out 10 crazy ways to wash your car faster and better.

1. Ask the neighborhood to stand in a big line and lick your car as you drive past.

2. Drive down the beach while taking several side jaunts under the waves.

3. Drive into hurricane-prone areas and wait.

4. Revive the “Ice Bucket Challenge” as the “Ice Car Wash Bucket Challenge.”

5. Park next to your neighbor’s outrageously expensive sprinkler system.

6. Leave Super-Soakers all over the office with a note that says, “I’m in the back parking lot in my car, punk.”

7. Start a local movie night at your local park. Set up bleacher and park your car beneath them. Show nothing but sad movies and tear-jerkers.

8. Move to the rainiest place in the US: Mt. Waialeale on Kauai in Hawaii, which endures 460 inches of rain every year.

9. Drive to Old Faithful Geyser in Yellowstone. Park.

10. Seal windows, doors and trunks with bathroom caulk. Drive through Lake Michigan.