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Las Vegas Opens Pot Museum Featuring A Bong Taller Than A Giraffe

Las Vegas recently opened a new pot museum called Cannabition, an attempt to draw non-gambling millennials and pot enthusiasts alike.

One of the main displays is a bong taller than a giraffe.

One tourist reported that the bong was actually used by giraffes in the wilds of Africa. “Oh yeah, it’s true,” said John Conspiracytheory. “Giraffes have a long history of smoking weed. It helps with aching necks and knee problems. I saw them smoking it myself. It takes them a long time to draw the smoke, but they can hold it for an hour or more. Amazing.”

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