Animals

10 strange dog breed and hat combos you won’t believe

We’ve all seen dogs wearing silly hats. They are everywhere. This nonsense is so popular, some breed and hat combos have become almost synonymous:

Top Hat Terriers

  • Description: Majestic and statuesque, these dogs have a solid grey, granite-like coat. Known for their speed and agility, they are often seen gracefully navigating rocky terrains.
  • Owner Quote: “Sir Barksalot insists on wearing his top hat to bed. I tried to take it off once, and he gave me a look that said, ‘You wouldn’t dare.'”

Beret Beagles

  • Description: With a flair for the artistic, these beagles are always adorned with colorful berets. They are often found lounging in cafes, looking as if they’re pondering the deeper meanings of life.
  • Owner Quote: “Monsieur Sniffles won’t start his day without his beret. He says it’s essential for his morning sniff-walk. I think he just likes the attention.”

Sombrero Spaniels

  • Description: Known for their love of parties, these spaniels wear vibrant sombreros. They are the life of every gathering and can dance with remarkable rhythm.
  • Owner Quote: “Whenever Fiesta puts on her sombrero, it’s like she’s saying, ‘It’s party time!’ She even tries to salsa dance with the cat. The cat is not amused.”

Cowboy Corgis

  • Description: These corgis sport miniature cowboy hats and have a brave, adventurous spirit. They’re often seen herding cattle or enjoying a leisurely trot through the countryside.
  • Owner Quote: “Little Tex wears his cowboy hat even in the bath. Last week, he tried to herd the ducks at the park. They were… confused, to say the least.”

Fedora Foxhounds

  • Description: With sleek fedoras, these foxhounds exude a cool, jazzy vibe. They’re the smooth walkers of the dog world, often seen strutting their stuff to a bluesy beat.
  • Owner Quote: “Jazzy paws around in his fedora like he owns the jazz club. Tried to play the trumpet once. Turns out, snouts and trumpets don’t mix.”

Beanie Bulldogs

  • Description: Perfect for the colder climates, these bulldogs wear snug beanies. They love romping in the snow and then curling up by the fire for a warm nap.
  • Owner Quote: “Snowball refuses to go outside without his beanie. He says it’s his ‘snow battle armor.’ I think he just likes how it covers his ears.”

Tiara Toy Poodles

  • Description: Adorned with sparkling tiaras, these toy poodles are the epitome of elegance and grace. They are often the center of attention at dog shows and glamorous events.
  • Owner Quote: “Princess Fluff struts around like royalty with her tiara. She once watched a royal wedding on TV and has been practicing her ‘royal wave’ to the neighbors ever since.”

Baseball Cap Bassets

  • Description: These laid-back bassets are always seen wearing baseball caps, often supporting their favorite teams. They’re the perfect companions for a day at the ballpark.
  • Owner Quote: “Buddy only takes off his baseball cap for two things: eating and sleeping. He even has a cap for each day of the week. It’s his ‘cap-sule’ wardrobe!”

Pirate Pugs

  • Description: With tiny pirate hats and an adventurous spirit, these pugs are ready for treasure hunting. They love playing by the water and are surprisingly good at finding hidden treats.
  • Owner Quote: “Captain Pugwash thinks he’s a real pirate with that hat. He tried to ‘board’ the neighbor’s pool float. The neighbor was surprised, to say the least.”

Chef’s Hat Chihuahuas

  • Description: These tiny chefs wear their hats proudly, often found in kitchens trying to sneak a taste of whatever’s cooking. They have a discerning palate and are the perfect companions for gourmet chefs.
  • Owner Quote: “Gourmet Gus watches cooking shows all day in his chef’s hat. He once tried to critique my spaghetti. I think he wanted more cheese.”

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.