Animals

10 curious dog breeds you’ve never seen

Granite Greyhound: Majestic and statuesque, these dogs have a solid grey, granite-like coat. Known for their speed and agility, they are often seen gracefully navigating rocky terrains.

Owner Emily R. says, “He’s not just fast, he’s like a grey streak of lightning! Last week, he outran my neighbor’s sports car. Good thing it was just a Prius.”

Basalt Basset: With their dark, basalt-colored fur and sturdy build, these dogs are unflappable and steady, much like the volcanic rock they’re named after. They have a calm demeanor, even in chaotic environments.

Owner Mike D. says, “My Basalt Basset, Rocky, is so unshakeable, he once napped through a thunderstorm. I swear he thought it was just a lullaby.”

Marble Mastiff: These large, powerful dogs have swirling patterns in their coats, resembling the elegant veins in marble. They are known for their dignified presence and protective nature.

Owner Sarah J. reports, “Elegance and strength, that’s my Marble. She’s like a living, barking sculpture. The mailman was so intimidated, he asked if she was a Greek guardian statue!”

Slate Spaniel: With sleek, slate-grey fur, these agile dogs are excellent climbers, often found scaling steep cliffs and rocky outcrops with ease.

Owner Greg H. says, “Cliff, my Slate Spaniel, climbs better than most hikers. Last time, he fetched a frisbee off a cliff. I’m considering renting him out as a mountain guide.”

Quartz Quilldog: These small, spiky-furred dogs have a coat that glistens like quartz crystals. They are curious and energetic, often found exploring caves and crevices.

Owner Linda F. enthuses, “Sparky is so curious; he once led me to a hidden cave. I thought we’d find treasure, but it was just a family of raccoons. They were not pleased.”

Obsidian Shepherd: With their glossy, black coats that resemble obsidian rock, these dogs are known for their mysterious aura and are often associated with legends and folklore of the gorge.

Owner Alex B. says, “Shadow moves so silently, she’s like a ghost. She once spooked our cat so badly, he wouldn’t come out from under the bed for two days!”

Sandstone Setter: These dogs have a sandy, mottled coat that allows them to blend seamlessly into desert landscapes. They are resilient and can withstand extreme heat.

Owner Chloe W. says, “Sandy blends in so well with the beach; I lost her for an hour. Turns out, she was making friends with a group of sunbathers. They thought she was part of the scenery!”

Limestone Labrador: Sporting a light, almost creamy coat, these Labradors are as friendly as they are sturdy. They are often found near water, playfully chasing after sticks and stones.

Brian K. reports, “Boulder loves the water so much, I’m convinced he’s part fish. He once tried to retrieve a stick from a waterfall. Came back looking like a walking, wagging fountain.”

Amethyst Airedale: These striking dogs have a unique, purple-hued coat, reminiscent of amethyst. They are known for their noble and regal demeanor, often seen as the ‘jewels’ of the canine world.

Owner Jessica T. says, “Violet is so regal, she makes our other dogs look like peasants. She once sat on a cushion for a whole day, and I swear she was pretending it was a throne.”

Gneiss Golden: With a beautifully layered coat that mimics the appearance of gneiss rock, these dogs are as versatile and adaptable as the rock they’re named after. They are beloved for their friendly and accommodating nature.

Owner Tyler C. says, “Goldie’s coat is so mesmerizing, tourists often take more photos of her than the scenic views. She might be the most photographed dog on the bay!”

Joe Ditzel

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