10 ways we know you are from Portland

10 ways we know you are from Portland.

…when your pet chicken has its own Instagram account.

…when you’ve attempted to ride a unicycle while juggling donuts.

…when your GPS directions are based on food cart pods.

…when you consider “bike chariot racing” a sport.

…when you’ve attended a mime school for “silent expressionism.”

…when your favorite exercise is paddleboard interpretive dance yoga.

…when you’ve considered starting a beard grooming league.

…when you’ve thought about opening a cart with kale ice cream.

…when your home decor includes reclaimed wood, vintage bicycles, and taxidermy animals in vintage clothing.

…when your recycling bin has its own recycling bin.