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$110 Million Home Sale in Malibu Sets LA Record — 3 Amazing Things The New Buyer Gets

A beachfront home in Malibu sold recently for $110,000,000 — a record for LA county. The previous record was held by two homes that each sold for $100,000,000 in 2016, one of which was the Playboy mansion. What does a home worth $110 milly have that makes it cost more than what Kim Kardashian spends on mirrors? Here are 3 amazing things that will make you want to work harder than the 22 hours of the 40 you spend at your office each week.

Secret Barack Obama Hotline

There are many Barack Obama supporters in liberal LA. But none has a direct line to the former President like the owner of this house. Hidden behind a picture of Hillary Clinton in the first-floor library is a secret passageway leading to the Barack Obama red phone hotline encased in bulletproof glass. If things get bad enough under Trump, you can call Obama and have him chopper in to the roof for an emergency meeting.

Underground Bunker

Sure, the world is going to hell in a hand basket. What do you care? When the zombies take over and overrun Los Angeles (how would you tell the difference?), you and your family can run down to your underground apocalypse bunker equipped with 2 years worth of food, water, and Modern Family reruns.

247 Car Garage

No self-respecting billionaire has anything less than 100 cars. The owner of this mega-mansion beach can store up to 247 cars in the expansive garage. There are special spaces for golf carts, motorcycles, and an expanded 5-car wide space to accommodate your ego.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.