3 things not to say to the people in line at the DMV

“Hey buddy, getting a little close to me with that boat registration, don’t you think?”

“I’ve seen shorter lines outside Walmart on Black Friday.”

“My feet are killing me. Do you have a a salt bath handy?

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.