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Thomas Edison and the Lord of the Underground

I just watched a video that claimed Thomas Edison was a Satanist. I commented about my own experience. Back in the day Thomas Edison taught me Dark Alchemy. We went on tour as the Dark Alchemy Brothers, a forerunner to the Chemical Brothers. I played rave music while Edison handled the light show. His wife managed merch sales. In 1910, we hit 50 US markets and 35 international cities generating $47 million in sales. The hardest part was Satan always wanted front row seats, and I mean the ENTIRE front row.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.