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5 fantastic Cyber Monday car accessory deals

1. The Self-Driving Steering Wheel

This marvel promises to convert your car into a self-driving vehicle, simply by attaching it to your existing steering wheel. On Cyber Monday, grab this wheel at an unbelievable discount and get ready to nap while your car drives itself.

2. Invisible Car Paint

Introducing the world’s first “Invisible Car Paint.” Apply this paint to your car and watch in amazement as nothing happens because, well, it’s invisible. On special this Cyber Monday, it’s the perfect solution for those who’ve always wanted a car that’s impossible to find in a parking lot.

3. The Ejector Passenger Seat

Say goodbye to annoying passengers with the “Ejector Passenger Seat.” This button-activated seat promises to launch any unwelcome co-rider into the stratosphere. Available at a sky-high discount this Cyber Monday, it’s the perfect addition for anyone who’s ever wanted a bit more space and quiet.

4. The Bottomless Gas Tank

The “Bottomless Gas Tank” is here to end your fuel woes. This Cyber Monday, get a gas tank that promises an endless supply of fuel. Fill it up once and it magically stays full.

5. Anti-Gravity Tires

Lastly, we have the “Anti-Gravity Tires.” These tires promise to lift your car off the ground and float above traffic jams. Grab them at a gravity-defying discount and soar into a new realm of driving.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.