5 Lies Ohio State Fans Tell Themselves

1. I don’t care if my son or daughter goes to Ohio State.

2. All of my glassware does not have an OSU logo on it.

3. I do not have three pairs of Muck Fichigan boxer shorts.

4. I did not get in a fist fight in the Michigan stadium parking lot.

5. I did not name all six of my dogs Brutus.

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.