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5 strangest dentists in Baton Rouge: Unconventional sedation techniques

1. Dr. Snooze-a-Lot and His Lullaby Lounge First on our list is Dr. Harold Snooze-a-Lot, whose dental practice looks more like a cozy bedroom than a clinic. His method of putting patients under? A live lullaby performance. Decked out in pajamas, Dr. Snooze-a-Lot serenades his patients with a soothing medley of childhood lullabies, accompanied by a harp. Patients drift off to sleep under a star-projector light, only to wake up with their dental work completed and a teddy bear in their arms.

2. The Hypnotic Hygienist At the office of Dr. Mindy Mesmero, anesthesia is a thing of the past. Instead, Dr. Mesmero, a trained hypnotist, uses her powers of suggestion to lull patients into a trance-like state. With a swing of her pocket watch and a soft, monotonous voice, patients find themselves in a hypnotic sleep, oblivious to the dental procedures. Some even wake up believing they’re the reincarnation of famous historical figures.

3. The Culinary Concoction of Dr. Chewgood Dr. Arnold Chewgood believes in the power of taste buds. His unique method involves a special, edible concoction that he prepares in his dental kitchen. This gourmet sedative, a mixture of lavender, chamomile, and a secret ingredient known only to Dr. Chewgood, is served as a pre-dental aperitif. Patients report a delightful taste experience before gently dozing off, dreaming of Michelin-starred meals.

4. The VR Voyage with Dr. Virtual-Reality Enter the world of Dr. Sandra VR, where virtual reality is the key to painless dentistry. Patients are equipped with VR headsets and transported to serene landscapes, from tranquil beaches to mystical forests. The immersive experience is so captivating that patients don’t notice when they slip into a peaceful sleep, thanks to a gentle sedative mist released during the VR experience.

5. The Laughing Gas Comedy Club of Dr. Chuckles Last on our list is Dr. Chuckles, a dentist by day and stand-up comedian by night. His method? A comedy routine so hilarious that it works in tandem with a low dose of laughing gas. Patients find themselves in fits of laughter, easing into a relaxed state before the laughing gas takes full effect. The result? A dental visit that feels more like a night at the comedy club.

In Baton Rouge, a trip to the dentist can be an unexpectedly delightful experience. Whether you’re being lulled to sleep with lullabies, hypnotized into tranquility, treated to a culinary delight, immersed in a virtual paradise, or laughing your way to relaxation, these dentists are redefining the meaning of “sweet dreams” in dental care.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.