5 things to ask at the DMV

1. “Listen, this is cool and all, but can I use my own photographer?”

2. “Two forms of ID? Are you nuts?”

3. “What do you mean expired??!! The only thing expired around here is my love life.”

4. “Hey, you ever get any celebs in here? Like the Slap Chop guy?”

5. “OK, I have few tickets. Does that make me a bad guy?”