5 women who dropped me like a pre-med student changes their major to communications after failing chemistry 101

Fila said I reminded her of her first boyfriend – no moves.

Samantha dropped me when she realized she had paid for every date and her own engagement ring.

Jackie let me go without any notice when she said she felt pressured to join my barbershop quartet.

Ophelia said the last straw was after she won her first Oscar and I took her to Denny’s to celebrate.

Xochitl said it was nice I tried to speak Spanish with her family but had to break up with me when by mistake I called her father “man of the large nose.”