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5 worst apartment complexes in Omaha

Creaky Towers

Where the floors squeak louder than your morning alarm! This charmingly dilapidated Omaha complex boasts walls so thin, you’ll know your neighbors’ favorite TV shows by heart. Plus, with the vintage 1970s elevators, you’ll get a daily cardio workout using the stairs!

Leaky Estates

Nestled in a unique urban swamp, Leaky Estates offers a year-round indoor pool experience – in your living room! Forget about water bills, as the ever-present drip from your ceiling keeps things moist and mold-friendly. A must-have for fungi enthusiasts!

Breezy Knoll

Who needs air conditioning when you have natural ventilation? Breezy Knoll’s windows won’t close, ensuring a constant, refreshing (and sometimes freezing) airflow. Perfect for those who love the great outdoors, indoors!

The Rustic Ruins

Embrace the charm of the past with apartments that haven’t been updated since the Truman administration. The Rustic Ruins offer an authentic historical experience, complete with original plumbing, unpredictable heating, and a resident ghost who’s less scary than the laundry room.

Echo Chamber Lofts

Designed for the social media age, these apartments feature walls so thin, you can live-tweet your neighbor’s arguments with crystal clarity. Echo Chamber Lofts – where privacy is just a concept and eavesdropping is a community activity.

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