7 of the Best Black Friday Deals 2018

Can’t keep track of all the cool Black Friday offers?

Fear not, I have collected seven of the best Black Friday deals of 2018.

1.Amazon Echo Ear Wax Cleaner

The Amazon Echo Ear Wax Cleaner is one of the big hits of 2018. Hold this amazing Amazon Echo accessory up to your ear and say, “Alexa, clean my ears!”

2.Jabra Elite Bluetooth Bug Zapper

This new slim-style Jabra Bug Zapper allows you to zap bugs via your Jabra Bluetooth ear piece using mini-lasers. “Pow! Got him!”

3.Apple Watch Tower

The Apple Watch Tower is a full-size watch tower available for prison yards, life guard stations or peeking into your neighbors yard to see what really goes on back there.

4.Tribit Retro Boom Box

Ever see pictures of dad or grandad’s boom box from the 70s? Well, now you can strut your stuff with Tribit’s Retro RasterCaster, a full-size boombox that produces a throwback wall of sound. They’ll know you are coming 15 minutes before you get there.

5.Vizio 70-inch E Series Theater King

The 70-inch Theater King reproduces the theater experience right in your home. Features include people whispering behind you the whole time, that one guy repeatedly shouting at the screen from down front and lots of sticky floors.

6.Tuff Talk Outdoor Shed and VR Experience

The Tuff Talk shed stores all your yard equipment and tools, and is the ideal Virtual Reality studio where you can escape from relatives during the holidays. And every other day.

7.Whirly Manual Hand Mixer

Are you left cold by modern appliances and yearn to get back to the 1800s life? Try the Whirly Manual Hand Mixer next time you are whipping up some eggs. Your hands will be so strong after using this mixer, you’ll be able to crush small rodents sneaking around your back yard with one death squeeze.