7 People to Avoid at the Train Station

Avoid these seven people at the train station.

1.The guy dressed up like Wile E. Coyote.

2.The woman covered in plastic stickers that each say, “I’m a woopie-wookie!”

3.The kid skateboarding on the third rail wearing an aluminum suit.

4.The businessman carrying golf clubs, muttering, “I know it went down here. I know it!”

5.The old guy with the straw hat, pipe and baggy pants who tells you, “Nixon was innocent.”

6.The group of young people gathering signatures from behind a banner on their table that reads, “Bernie 2032!”

7.The guy dressed up like Spiderman stuck to the ceiling of the station caught in his own web.