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Ten Indie Rock Songs That Should Never Have Been Recorded

I love indie rock. But these songs should never have been recorded.

1.”Lost on the Highway to Your Aorta” by the Spleens.

2.”Online Eyeglasses Vendor” by the Lens Cleaners.

3.”Waiting for You to Fall on Your Voting Card” by the Left Side.

4.”What If You Made A PB and J and No One Care?” by the Wheat Thins.

5.”Your Argument is Lost in the Trash” by Walking Down the Road.

6.”Misinterpreting Your Tarot Card Divination Days” by Purple Revolver.

7.”Dance Punk in the One-Car Garage” by the Dead Pool Boys.

8.”Official Live Japanese Bootleg 1986″ by the Screams.

9.”Ready for the Green Grass and Yellow Snow” by Lift a Leg.

10.”Paging Mr. Three-Day Acne” by P. Popper.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.