7 Reasons the Buckeyes Will Win The Rose Bowl in January 2020

1.New boss Ryan Day’s name sound like a character from Hunt for Red October. His movie would be called Hunt For Red Roses January.

2.Day hired coaching staff from Michigan, which means he knows to keep your enemies close.

3.JK Dobbins will lead the ground attack, terrifying defenders with his singular war cry “Dobbins Incoming!!!!”

4.Let’s not forget the talented wide receiver corp composed of Hill, Mack, Victor, and Olave, which is also the name of a prominent Columbus law firm.

5.Tight End Rashod Berry’s famous cheering section, the Very Merry Berries, will be out in full force.

6.Defensive line coach Larry Johnson has added Tae-Kwon-Do techniques to the team’s defensive strategy.

7.According to OhioStateBuckeyes.com, Zach Harrison “was the consensus top-ranked player in the State of Ohio in 2918.” See, they are drafting from the future!