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9 space aliens react to Houston Astros 2022 World Series win

“Did the Houston Astros cheat?”

“I’ll be upset if they cheated.”

“When it comes to cheating, the Astros were the Michael Jordans of cheating.”

“Look, there’s no room for Houston Astros-style cheating in baseball.”

“Isn’t that old Houston Astros, though? I think they’ve learned from their cheating scandals.”

“I don’t trust them. Houston is an old word that means cheater.”

“Cheating is so done. It’s not trendy. Houston is a vibrant, exciting town that has moved on.”

“Well, how do we know they don’t cheat anymore. Maybe they bribed the concession vendors to help steal signs!”

“Right! What if they bribed the ball boys and ball girls to steal signs?! It’s a conspiracy!”

“Calm down. The Houston Astros won the old-fashioned way. Like before they were dirty cheaters. At least I hope.”

Joe Ditzel

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