Academy announces new security measures after Will Smith slaps Chris Rock

(Intl News Wire) Academy Announces New Security Measures….Today the Academy of Motion Pictures and Scientific Stuff announced new security measures for The Oscars program.

“We are increasing security at the Oscars by hiring a new team composed of several X-men, Justice League, Avengers and other personnel,” a spokesperson explained. “Mister Fantastic of the Fantastic Four leads the new initiative and is personally charged with using his ability to stretch his body to reach out and grab anyone jumping on stage.”