Tech and Science

Alexa, what is life all about?

You can download all your Amazon data here.

Kind of eye-opening. For example, these are questions I’ve asked Alexa:

Alexa, what do women really want?
Alexa, why do people park right next to me when I park all alone at the edge of the mall?
Alexa, when will the Montreal Canadiens return to the glory years of Henri Richard, Jean Beliveau, Rogie Vachon, and Pete Mahovlich?
Alexa, are potatoes carbs?
Alexa, why is there more hair sticking out of my ears than on my head?
Alexa, how did a guy that never paid sub-contractors become the darling of the working man?
Alexa, is walking around the block enough exercise?
Alexa, is it bad to cry uncontrollably in front of other grown men when you miss a 3-foot downhill right-to-left sliding putt for birdie?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=GXPU3YPMBZQRWZK2

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.