What, you don’t like bowling to classic rock?
Setsuko dumped me when I took her to Rock and Bowl night at a bowling alley in the basement of
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth
What a trip! Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth Paltrow. SO MUCH FUN! Even the 4 days in the
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The roar of the crowd
At my first comedy open mic at a laundromat. #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #comedian #openmic #rookie #showbusiness
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You only think about yourself
I was dating a lady who told me once, “You only think about yourself.” I said, “Not true. I also
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Turn it up, let’s go!
In 1590, Caravaggio put down the brush, called up a bunch of friends, and said, “Hey, let’s take a break
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My new sitcom debuts this fall
Great news! NBC gave my pitch the green light! My new sitcom, “Bogey Joe” debuts this fall. I play an
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Hey honey, what was the name of the god of pizza?
In the early days of Christianity, if you wanted to convert a pagan you had to convince them to give
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Here’s how to win the US Open for everyday Joes
So you want to play in the US Open Championship. First you have to get in to the tournament! You
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Appalling and confusing
Looking forward to another appalling, confusing and disappointing Cleveland Browns season this fall 2023.
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This is why the words you use matter
The speaker at the convention was explaining the Hate and Love jars. He explained that our words matter and to
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Be real, Hailey and Selena are besties
Come on, folks. Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez are NOT causing drama. I mean, remember a few weeks ago when
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And I get three daily chauffeured trips for pup cups
Just watched a video on IG where a young man broke up with his girlfriend mid-flight and she started screaming
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He punched me as I closed in
I was watching this video about the Queen’s Guard in London. If you don’t know, they tell you ahead of
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Oh, and it wouldn’t hurt to start a new dynasty
In her book, “The 5 Most Common Regrets of the Dying,” Bronnie Ware lists them as: I Wish I’d Lived
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How I think I look on the golf course
How I think I look on the golf course and how they actually see me.
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