Get mad sir! Like Liam Neeson!
“Mr. Vice President, you have to get in the car. We can’t let them take over the United States.” The
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Sir, your skin is blinding the surfers out on the break point
West Palm Beach, Florida patrol measures woman’s bathing suit. In the 1920s, women might get a fine for showing too
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Santa’s elves vote to form a union
BREAKING: Santa’s elves form a union; push for better wages, shorter hours, more sugar cookies shaped like Christmas trees.
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Benny the Beagle sings on American Idol
Benny, a friendly and energetic beagle, loved his job as a bus driver. He enjoyed meeting new people and taking
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Valentine is the new wheel man for the heist
Valentine, a large and loyal mastiff, had been planning to surprise his girlfriend with a beautiful diamond necklace for weeks.
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Pigs can’t look up into the sky
Fun fact: It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. To this day, no pigs have
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I feel tired already
Fun fact: The average person walks the equivalent of almost two times around the world in a lifetime. The average
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Letter of Paul to the Iowans
Dear Iowans, As a fellow farmer and traveler, I understand the challenges and rewards of life in the great state
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She dumped me because I always sing the wrong lyrics to songs on the radio
Kelly broke up with me because she says I sing the wrong lyrics to the songs on the radio. At
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The corn dog crime king
Lurchy the Mastiff worked at the state fair selling cotton candy. He was a friendly and well-loved member of the
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Five golf stores in Orlando that will help you with your golf anxiety
Anger Management Golf Store Anger Management golf store is located in the Orlando neighborhood of Lake Nona. This store is
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Get peeled and squeezed in Orlando
Fun Facts Florida edition – Orlando has a neighborhood called Dr. Phillips named after Dr. Phillip Phillips. He had a
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Letter of Paul to the Denverites
Dear fellow believers in Denver, Greetings to you in the name of our Lord. I am writing to you from
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Santa and the reindeer get lost over Iowa
It was the night before Christmas, and Santa Claus was flying his sleigh through the sky, delivering presents to all
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Bro, at least put on a shirt
This guy was strutting around the gym today. At least put on a shirt, Santa.
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