Ernie the mastiff goes to New York City
Ernie the mastiff loved his life on the Kansas farm, surrounded by his best friends, two ducks named Cain and
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
A steadfast flame
Larry the Mastiff loves his girlfriend mastiff across the street. But he can’t see her because winter has set in.
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Lincoln finds out why Constantine made Christianity the state religion
An interview between Abraham Lincoln and Constantine, in which Lincoln asks Constantine about his experience of naming a state religion
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5 amazingly dull men’s clothing stores in New Orleans
If you are looking for cool clothes in New Orleans, these unexciting stores are not it. Just listen to how
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Ten crazy ways dogs lose their mind during the Christmas season
Barking at Christmas trees and decorations, thinking they are real or alive. Trying to catch falling snowflakes with their tongues.
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All Max really wants is a T-bone, not the steak, the T-bone
Once upon a time on a cold Christmas Eve, a little dog named Max got lost in the bustling city.
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The magic Christmas trees in the forest
As the holiday season approached, Jake and his wife Lisa were discussing their plans for Christmas. “I was thinking we
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10 insane things Mastiffs do that show they should be in a clinic
They sometimes drool excessively, especially when they’re excited or anticipating a meal. We all get hangry, but I don’t think
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7 bad mall Santas
Lost Santa – should be at the mall. He’s at the car wash in December. Row Boat Santa – sits
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DitzTrolls
These are test pieces for a new line of troll dolls I’m working on called DitzTrolls. I said to the
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10 worst self-help books of 2022
The Power of Positive Thinking for Your Toenails: How to Transform Your Feet with the Power of Your Mind Of
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President Trump offers a “best-of-three” WWE event with The Constitution
“I’ve never heard of The Constitution,” Donald Trump told reporters this week, “but I’ve worked with my friends at WWE
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Aren’t you “Dancing With Wolves?”
Action pic from my guest shot on “Yellowstone.” It’s not a big role but they said to gain 140 pounds
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Makes you wonder: why did the Flintstones always have a Christmas special?
Doesn’t seem to make sense that the Flintstones always had a Christmas special.
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