That day I took on the Frapp beast

I watched a video where a guy orders a Frappuccino from a coffee shop and then immediately throws it in the trash. He said they are full of calories and sugar and therefore are killing us.

Listen to what happened to me about this: Once I was at the coffee shop and ordered a frappuccino or however you spell it, went outside and set it down to tie my shoe. Next thing I know, the Frapp comes up behind me and put me in a head lock. I tried to do a reverse on him but the dude was strong.

Now people are coming out of the coffee shop, surrounding us and taking the drink’s side: “Frapp, Frapp, Frapp!” they yelled as I struggled for my life, bobbing and weaving like Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and my mom (when she was mad) put together. Finally the lid came off his head and all his guts spilled on the pavement.

All I got was a coupon for a free Frapp.