10 things guitarists who only play Taylor guitars say
Sure, let’s set the scene: there’s a guy sitting on a stool in a small, dimly lit cafe. He’s got
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Manning’s comeback made the Bucs defense look like they were buffering while he was streaming greatness in 4K
Today in Sports History – Peyton Manning’s Epic Comeback (2003): The Indianapolis Colts, led by Peyton Manning, made history by
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Sayanora, catch you later!
10-5. Today is sports history: Barry Bonds Breaks the Single-Season Home Run Record (2001): Barry Bonds hit his 71st and
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The Shot Heard Round the World gave the Dodgers a one-way ticket to Sorrowville
10-3. Today in Sports History. The “Shot Heard ‘Round the World” (1951): Bobby Thomson hit one of the most famous
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Consistency at the car dealer
Fun fact: 8 percent of people trusted a car salesperson in 1977. In 2020, that number was still 8 percent.
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My bulge is embarrassing
Fun fact: If you measure from the center of the planet, Mt. Everest is not the tallest thing on Earth.
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Tigers: Do we really need pitchers in baseball?
10-2. On This Day in Sports History. (1968). St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Bob Gibson set a World Series record by
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Wallet? Pay? Cash? Card? It’s an Apple payment circus and I’m in the clown car
It was about the third time I found myself standing at a checkout counter, sweating bullets while fumbling with my
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And now Deshuan Watson doesn’t want to run the ball
No wonder Cleveland Browns fans are mad all the time.
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10 things cocky car salespeople say
Enter a relationship “You don’t *buy* a car from me—you *enter a relationship* with greatness. The cars I sell aren’t
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10 things cocky gymnasts like to say
Pre-Workout “You think you know what it takes to fuel this machine? My pre-workout smoothie is handcrafted by a culinary
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Ikea will make you sit down and cry
09-20. On this day in 1519, Ferdinand Magellan set sail from Spain with 270 men on five ships, beginning a
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10 things cocky tennis players say
Cocky tennis players are a breed apart. It’s a tough sport but they have to make sure you know how
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10 things cocky skiers like to say
Carbon fiber “Oh, these skis? Custom-made carbon fiber. They’re so light I can literally lift them with one finger. Same
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10 most ridiculous efforts the Cleveland Browns have tried to become a winner
1. Quantum Cleats – Special cleats designed by a theoretical physicist that allow players to exist in two places at
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