Love Island in Wisconsin
I have a Hollywood meeting tomorrow to pitch my TV show proposal — the hook is “It’s Love Island in
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Great news! I was just named an alternate for the US Bowling Team at the Paris Olympics!
Crazy and exciting! Just got off the phone with Lane Striker, coach of the the US Bowling Team for the
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Life moves too fast for this old Scot
Old Scot in the village pub thinks life is moving too fast: “Och, aye, it’s a sad state we’re in,
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man stuck in Houston flood at a Whataburger breaks out fishing pole and catches 20-inch bass
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man stuck in Houston flood at a Whataburger breaks out fishing pole and
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Massive brawl onboard airliner shocks passengers, pilot decides on emergency landing
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Massive brawl onboard airliner shocks passengers, pilot decides on emergency landing
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Forget about Iron Man
Hey kid, forget about Iron Man. Let me spin you a yarn about a relic from the disco days, a
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The devil went down to Fort Sumter
The Civil War’s opening salvo wasn’t a barrage of cannon fire but a masterful duel of fiddle prowess. Before the
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Foiled at the National Fencing Championships
The US Fencing National Championships wrapped up today in Columbus. I learned you don’t call it a sword. There are
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man dies after putting a live firework on his head during Independence Day celebration
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man dies after putting a live firework on his head during Independence Day
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That feeling when you forget to turn off the engine before you put oil in the car
That feeling when you forget to turn off the engine before you put oil in the car.
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Dear Britain: Have fun at work tomorrow!
As the calendar turns to July 4th, a distinctive cheer echoes from sea to shining sea in the United States.
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Italy “pasta gymnasts” set to turn the Summer Olympics upside down
Italy is sending a team of “pasta gymnasts” to the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris. Here two athletes train from
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Gabrielle dumped me after I showed up at our favorite cafe in skinny jeans and a fanny pack
This is Gabrielle who I met in Paris. She walked away from our 3-month relationship after I showed up at
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10 alternative Dr. Seuss-style books
10 alternative Dr.Seuss-style books: 1. Original: “The Cat in the Hat” – Alternative: “The Zoom Meeting Catastrophe” 2. Original:
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When the ghosts of failed relationships return
When the ghosts of failed relationships return.
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