I was hired to spray foam for Jeff Bezos. I accidentally launched a musician into the sea.
Look, in my defense, nobody told me Lauren Sanchez loved Baroque chamber music. And nobody, absolutely nobody, warned me that
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
The “Ballad of the Facebook Marketplace Driver Deal”
Let me tell you about the last time I tried to sell something on Facebook Marketplace before I fully gave
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I’m just a lovable guy
I’m a lovable guy. People are attracted to me. And that’s not just something I repeat ten times in the
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Sabrina Carpenter’s new album controversy: secret hidden messages when played backwards
So, I did what any responsible adult with a pile of laundry, two overdue bills, and a slowly dying peace
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I was at the Kristi Noem press conference and all I wanted was the restroom
Look, I’m not a political operative. I don’t even own a suspicious blazer. I was at Kristi Noem’s press conference
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The 8 worst hair salons in Memphis
1. Elvis’s Eternal HairdosLocation: Graceland HeightsGimmick: Specializing in giving every customer the perfect Elvis pompadour, regardless of their hair type
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Follow your passion? Cool, let me just torch my stability first
If you’ve ever stood in a Barnes & Noble self-help aisle long enough to feel your soul slowly exit through
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5 Memphis public colleges that will make you rich, or at least make you a manager at Zaxby’s
Mid-South Institute of Hustle & Applied Grill Skills (MSIHAGS) Founded in the parking lot of a shuttered TGI Friday’s and
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I don’t have a wild slice
I don’t have a wild golf slice. I’m a creative shot artist painting the sky.
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The 5 Most Unhinged Candy Stores in Memphis
The Bubblegum Séance Emporium Midtown locals refer to it simply as “The Séance,” and honestly, that’s the least confusing thing
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Coping with coffee in Kansas City
Coping with coffee in Kansas City.
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I saw you near the shuttlecocks: Kansas City’s almost romances
These are “Missed Connection” entries found on the Internet and local bulletin boards in Kansas City. To the Girl at
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Kansas City’s five most spectacularly inept road construction crews
In the annals of municipal engineering failures, Kansas City stands as a shining beacon of comedic incompetence, a testament to
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5 most unhinged animals ever to roam the Kansas City Zoo
Animals are funny, perplexing, amazing creatures. Some are downright crazy. Here are five of the most insane animals in the
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5 Kansas City transit ideas that went off the rails
1. The Plaza Pony Express (1908–1910) Horse-drawn shuttle, but make it fashionable. In an attempt to blend old-school charm with
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