Break 1-9, brush your teeth and comb your hair – you got a bear in the air

Fun legal fact: You can sued if you own an empty lot and some jerks decide to do donuts in their Trans-Am on your land and somehow get injured. It’s called an “attractive nuisance” which means you should have known your empty lot would attract dorks in Trans-Ams spinning in circles in your dirt.

Also, “Attractive Nuisance” was my CB handle in 1978.