Car rental company arrests customers for “stealing” cars

A car rental company has been in the news lately for having cops arrest people who rented cars from them. The bad part is, the people were innocent.

Yes, a car rental company was having customers arrested for “stealing” cars when it was the company’s fault all along.

How do I know? I’m writing this comment from prison. I was stopped by 6 police cars. They said I stole the car. I was in the county lock-up for 3 years before being moved to the Big House. I’ve been here 2 years. My wife left me and married my best friend. The kids have all graduated high school by now. Wait, they are yelling at me through the bars. It’s the jailer. He said it was all a mistake by the car rental company and I will be set free soon. Great News! I learned how to code in prison so now I plan to become an international hacker.