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Saskatchewan proves the earth is flat

Some of you folks just don’t get it. So look at this photo. This is Saskatchewan in Canada. It is perfectly flat. No way the earth is round. The earth is flat, flat, flat — flat as a glass of Coke you left on the counter because you slept for 6 days straight. In fact, Saskatchewan is an old Cree word that means, “Land of bankrupt ski resorts.” Flat earth forever, baby.

Joe Ditzel

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