Hank the Tank: In-depth interview
Hank the Tank is a giant bear. He’s also a career criminal with a rap sheet the size of 10
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Animals
The 227 point threat — bull elk challenge horse over lunch
This horse was minding his own business, in his own pen, mind you, eating lunch, when a bull elk decided
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Can you teach me about the Circle of Life now?
Mufasa taught Simba how to be the Lion King. The Circle of Life— the eternal balance of the animal kingdom.
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I think Mitch Romney invented this
Mitch Romney once put his dog on the roof of the family car in a kennel. I think he might
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Too much attention…er, wait
Cat life. Too much attention. Not enough attention. You can’t win.
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What have you been doing for the last 11 months?
A dog found his way home after leaving his house 11 months ago. Human: “Where have you been, Rover?” Rover:
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You’ll wish you bought the Dyson when the murder hornets arrive
You cheaped out again! You bought the less expensive brand even though you knew the Dyson vacuum had much stronger
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Cats Trained to Set Fires
This newspaper item appeared in 1921: “An insurance investigator reveals a New Jersey insurance scam that involves using cats trained
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The jolly swimmer in the pond at the park
It’s a nice little pond. It’s in the corner of the park a block away here in Columbus. I take
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