Elon Musk Announces New Cybertruck with Built-In Trebuchet for Launching Friends into Rock Festivals and Sporting Events
Silicon Valley, CA – Elon Musk, the modern-day Willy Wonka of heavy machinery and chaos, has once again shattered the
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Elon Musk Teases Mini Cybertruck
Musk is set to unveil a new, pint-sized addition to Tesla’s lineup: the Mini Cybertruck. Rumored to be roughly the
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Elon Musk to Revive Rat Patrol with Cybertruck Firepower: The Future of Retro TV
In a move that has everyone from military historians to reality TV addicts scratching their heads, Elon Musk announced that
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Tesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New Age
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Tesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New Age PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA — In
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Consistency at the car dealer
Fun fact: 8 percent of people trusted a car salesperson in 1977. In 2020, that number was still 8 percent.
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10 things cocky car salespeople say
Enter a relationship “You don’t *buy* a car from me—you *enter a relationship* with greatness. The cars I sell aren’t
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That feeling when you forget to turn off the engine before you put oil in the car
That feeling when you forget to turn off the engine before you put oil in the car.
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The Hay Bale Balladeers – Two Spaces Big Truck
Don’t you hate them gol darn big pickup trucks that take up two or more spaces in the parking lot?
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I can’t wait for driverless cars
I can’t wait for driverless cars. No more driving with my knee as I play drums on the steering wheel
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Introducing ‘The Retaliator’: the ultimate solution to combat blinding headlights with a reflective twist and heavy metal
New device cleverly redirects excessive headlight glare back to its source while blasting Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman,’ aiming to educate inconsiderate
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Just checking out the 1981 Plymouth Horizon
Not saying I’m old but we used to shop cars by first looking at sale ads in the newspaper. Just
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Tesla unveils the LandSea: a revolutionary amphibious electric vehicle
Silicon Valley, CA – In a groundbreaking event that has set the automotive and marine industries abuzz, Tesla Inc. has
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5 worst gas stations in Omaha
1. Gassy Gus’s Petroleum Palace: Run by Gassy Gus, a man who claimed his gas was the most organic in
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Mr. Rubber vs. Mr. Road: Who Paves the Way to Glory?
When the rubber meets the road, who wins? In an extraordinary clash of the titans, Mr. Rubber and Mr. Road
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Car model names for sale
My branding agency is discounting the following car or SVU model names for October. Let me know if any of
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