Trying to get my bearings
Mechanic: Sir, your front bearings are shot. Do you know what that is? Me: Sure. It’s part of the GPS.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Cars and Traffic
10 FAILED Mass Transit Ideas in Cleveland
They’ve come up with some great and not so great ideas to relive traffic congestion in Cleveland over the years.
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Photo Op: The Classic LA Car
A gold Rolls-Royce low rider.
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5 Driving Principles You Should Know Before You Get Behind The Wheel
Based on what I observe every day, here are five common driving principles. 1. You are always right. 2. If
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So what are you going to do about it, punk?
Waiting in the DMV line on 37th street today, I noticed two guys facing off for a fight, something I
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3 Ways to keep from going crazy in the line at the DMV
1. Call your mom and say you are sorry for 2005 through 2009. 2. Wonder why you have an app
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3 things not to say to the people in line at the DMV
“Hey buddy, getting a little close to me with that boat registration, don’t you think?” “I’ve seen shorter lines outside
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5 things to ask at the DMV
1. “Listen, this is cool and all, but can I use my own photographer?” 2. “Two forms of ID? Are
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3 Things to do in line at the DMV
1.Stretch legs while saying loudly, “Yeah, that’s it!” 2.Read one chapter from the Magna Carta, then one chapter from the
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5 Possible Reasons Your Check Engine Light Is On
Dang it. The check engine light is on. What does it mean? Don’t worry. Check out these five possible reasons:
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