Cars and Traffic

Trying to get my bearings

Mechanic: Sir, your front bearings are shot. Do you know what that is?

Me: Sure. It’s part of the GPS. Like in those submarine movies. ‘Captain, we have unknowns on our starboard approaching fast Mark 23 Bearing 157!’ Right?

Mechanic: No.

Joe Ditzel

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