Crazy People

Ms. Alignment is very concerned with aligning every molecule of her body before beginning her swing. She stands next to

Let Me Put the Flag Back Guy insists on putting the flag back on every hole. If you putt out and then pick up the flag to wait for the others to putt he will rush over to you and say, "I got it. Thanks." This dude perplexes me. I don't know if he used to be a caddy, is anal-retentive, or likes to be super-helpful. Sometimes he'll grab the flag as you are inches away from putting it back yourself. "Don't worry about it! I got it!" he says as he snatches it away.

“Uh, you have to count that stroke,” Mr. Rule Book tells you. “According to the amended USGA rulebook- Section 4,

Mr. Multi-Bet isn’t happy unless there are 9 bets and games going on at the same time. “OK, Sam got

As his game deteriorates over 18 holes he starts blaming the course. “Don’t they ever mow this rough?” “What is

Mr. “Is That My Ball?” will constantly walk up to your ball, which is clearly marked in 7 day-glow markers,

Mr. Hard on Himself loves to berate himself after every shot. He does this because he thinks that’s how good

A close cousin of Mr. Did You See My Ball?, this guy enlists you as his personal caddy. He’s not

Mr. What Flag? never, ever, never puts the flag back in the hole. That’s the kind of menial work best

Plumb-Bob Guy evaluates a putt from every direction. First they stand behind the ball and plumb-bob their putter as if

This guy has the latest Callaway Big-As-Half-a-Loaf-of-Rye-Bread Bertha. He had the first metal woods on the market. He had the

You’ll forget he’s even in your group. Quiet guy doesn’t enter into conversation or make any sound at all. That

You shank a 3-iron to the right rough. "I saw it!" he says. "It just went over the cart-path!" Oddly,