Crazy Golfers: Ms. Alignment
Ms. Alignment is very concerned with aligning every molecule of her body before beginning her swing. She stands next to the ball and presses the club across her shoulders as she looks toward the target.
Next she holds the club across her thighs and rechecks the target. Light is slipping away as she holds the club at arms length like a weight bar, checking that her feet and toes are aligned. Satisfied, she lashes at the ball and drives it straight into a house.
