Remember long ago a year ago
Remember long ago when: – you thought quarantine would only be a few weeks. – you realized you had been
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Health
Not only that I’ve got a killer moooooo!
Thank you to Ohio Health for the shot at the Ohio State Fairgrounds here in Columbus. Unfortunately, they just emailed
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I’ll be honest, I didn’t know what this headline means
I had to repeat this Yahoo headline a few times and read the article thoroughly to translate it.
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Sir, we are going to offer you this experimental vaccine
Just got the Covid-19 vaccine. I asked her if it was from Pfizer-BioNTech, AstraZeneca, Moderna, or Johnson and Johnson. She
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Drive the new Chrysler Lubago
This 1923 Bayer aspirin ad is enticing. Get rid of my toothache and lumbago. No, Lumbago is not a
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We Can’t Get Herd Immunity – Sea Shanty
Oh, we’d be alright if we all got the vaccine Oh, we’d be alright if we all got the vaccine
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Jump for joy all the way to and from the bank
Remember that study that said happiness doesn’t change much after you make $75,000 a year. Well, a NEW study says
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I forgot to remember what it really means
Did you know being forgetful is a sign of high intelligence? It’s your brain’s way of making room for uh,
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Who to believe? Who to believe? Hmmm…..
Who should I believe about this vaccine? “Two randomized double-blind placebo-controlled trials completed with more than 70,000 people, reviewed by
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Which foot do I wash next?
This is exciting. I was almost done with my shower when I thought of a real funny comedy bit. I
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Now that we are producing billions of vaccines I have a request
Now that we are cranking out vaccines, can I request some additional ones I need for the following: – the
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It’s your plantar, sir, yeah it’s all messed up
Just thinking back to the days of my youth when I never once searched the term “plantar fasciitis,” not to
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While we are developing vaccines
While we’re speeding vaccine development, why don’t we add on a vaccine to protect against people who LEAN WAY IN
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10 Fast Excuses – Pandemic Edition
Sometimes you just need a fast excuse when somebody asks you for a favor out of the blue. Try these:
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