Health

Not only that I’ve got a killer moooooo!

Thank you to Ohio Health for the shot at the Ohio State Fairgrounds here in Columbus.

Unfortunately, they just emailed me and said video surveillance shows I was playing on my phone and mistakenly got in the line for dairy cattle vaccines.

The good news is I am protected against gastral worms, bovine rotavirus, gas gangrene and something called Purple Gut.

And I’m making my own milk so saving money.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.