A pallet load of doll heads fell on Santa Claus yesterday
Yup, that’s me in the ‘ol Santa suit. Now, don’t worry, because he is okay, but a pallet of doll
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Holidays
That feeling when you’re tired of Christmas shopping
When you’re tired of Christmas shopping
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You got me brake pads? You shouldn’t have!
It was the week before Christmas and the guys at Joe’s Car Repair were busy as usual, fixing cars and
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Santa’s elves vote to form a union
BREAKING: Santa’s elves form a union; push for better wages, shorter hours, more sugar cookies shaped like Christmas trees.
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Santa and the reindeer get lost over Iowa
It was the night before Christmas, and Santa Claus was flying his sleigh through the sky, delivering presents to all
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Ten crazy ways dogs lose their mind during the Christmas season
Barking at Christmas trees and decorations, thinking they are real or alive. Trying to catch falling snowflakes with their tongues.
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All Max really wants is a T-bone, not the steak, the T-bone
Once upon a time on a cold Christmas Eve, a little dog named Max got lost in the bustling city.
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The magic Christmas trees in the forest
As the holiday season approached, Jake and his wife Lisa were discussing their plans for Christmas. “I was thinking we
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7 bad mall Santas
Lost Santa – should be at the mall. He’s at the car wash in December. Row Boat Santa – sits
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Makes you wonder: why did the Flintstones always have a Christmas special?
Doesn’t seem to make sense that the Flintstones always had a Christmas special.
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My mother administers a gentle reminder that took 2 weeks to heal
My mother giving my brother and I a reminder she means it when she says no. 1962. Happy Mother’s Day!
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What if he doesn’t actually go down the chimney but through an unlocked window?
Anybody else find out the truth about Santa Claus at a later age? I was 27 and didn’t full believe
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They say Rudolph
They say Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer started as a Christmas marketing gimmick. Is nothing sacred.
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What the heck are they doing on our porch, Cleetus?
Nobody sings Christmas carols around the neighborhood anymore.
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