Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia of Vintage Doorknobs’
Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia of Vintage Doorknobs’ – she said she
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Relationships and Dating
Ava dumped me when I told her I had a “Ferrari future with a bicycle bank account”
Ava dumped me when I told her I had a “Ferrari future with a bicycle bank account.”
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She’s been seeing his brother on the down low
She’s been seeing his brother on the down low.
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Places you absolutely should never take a first date
Maybe you saw the viral story about a young woman who wouldn’t get out of the car when they arrived
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My ex is like an albatross
My ex-girlfriend is just like an albatross. · My ex and an albatross have something in common: they both take
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Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog’s was Java
Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog‘s was Java.
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You are obsessing over a woman you dated 40 years ago
Therapist: “You are obsessing over a woman you dated 40 years ago. She has grandkids now.” Me: “Right, but what
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Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
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Cecilia dumped me when she found out I developed a version of Pokemon featuring pro golfers
Cecilia dumped me when she found out I developed a version of Pokemon featuring pro golfers. “Golf nerd!” she yelled
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Idara broke up with me when I told her I used to be an engineer on a miniature railroad at a zoo
Idara broke up with me when I told her I used to be an engineer on a miniature railroad at
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Liane dumped me when she found out I used to own a board game cafe
Liane dumped me when she found out I used to own a board game cafe.
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Love is in the air. Film at 11.
Jason Walker watched from his couch as the love of his life, Lucy Marshall, appeared on the television screen. As
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Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like this
Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like a disoriented dragon getting tangled in a maypole
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Sandra broke up with me when we were playing Scrabble and I insisted Endomorphistan was a country for chubby people like me
Sandra broke up with me when we were playing Scrabble and I insisted Endomorphistan was a country for chubby people
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The heart-shaped island of love and death
“How much for the car?” asked the potential customer. They had just spoken on the phone and Ken repeated the
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