The heart-shaped island of love and death
“How much for the car?” asked the potential customer. They had just spoken on the phone and Ken repeated the
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Relationships and Dating
Jeremy rents a bike at the beach
Jeremy sucked in his gut as he walked into the bike shop. He was going to rent a bike in
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I really like you!
The Art Of Kokuhaku in Japan is also sometimes called the “Third date love confession.” By the third date, you
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She knows what she wants
At one time I was in a relationship with a very kind, mellow, beautiful woman. She preferred staying home to
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Hazel dumped me at our renaissance faire battle reenactment when I told her I couldn’t lift my sword
Hazel dumped me at our renaissance faire battle reenactment when I told her I couldn’t lift my sword. Dating is
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This is the point most relationships start to go wrong
This is the point most relationships start to go wrong. At the very beginning. You should have known.
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Charlotte ghosted me when I told her my interior decorating style was “Cleveland Bowling Alley”
Charlotte ghosted me when I told her my interior decorating style was “Cleveland Bowling Alley” 1999. Dating is difficult.
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Simone broke up with me when I told her the only swimming I can do is the dog paddle
Simone broke up with me when I told her the only swimming I can do is the dog paddle. A
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Alabama dumped me when I admitted I used to be the lead singer in a German thrash metal country music band
Alabama dumped me when I admitted I used to be the lead singer in a German thrash metal country music
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Gianna dumped me when I told her I won the International Bow Tie Tying Championship 5 years in a row
Gianna dumped me when I told her I won the International Bow Tie Tying Championship 5 years in a row.
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My anxiety closing in when I ask out a woman way out of my league
My anxiety closing in when I ask out a woman on a date who is way out of my league.
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Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking
Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking about. What I’m thinking about: 2023 Masters Week at Augusta
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What, you don’t like bowling to classic rock?
Setsuko dumped me when I took her to Rock and Bowl night at a bowling alley in the basement of
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You only think about yourself
I was dating a lady who told me once, “You only think about yourself.” I said, “Not true. I also
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And I get three daily chauffeured trips for pup cups
Just watched a video on IG where a young man broke up with his girlfriend mid-flight and she started screaming
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