Government Agents Lob Tear Gas At Wild Shopping Crowds
During the recent Black Friday shopping rush, crowds stormed store entrances around the country. Government officials armed with tanks and
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Joe Ditzel
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Retail and Shopping
7 of the Best Black Friday Deals 2018
Can’t keep track of all the cool Black Friday offers? Fear not, I have collected seven of the best Black
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3 Things to Buy At Sears Right Now Before They Shut Down And Become Laser Tag Spaces
Before Sears breaks down and crumbles, pick up these three items as fast as you can. Pressure Dog Washer How
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10 Amazing Things That Happened At a Wild Liquor Store Half-Price Sale
Police recently fired warning shots in the air to help break up a crowd outside a liquor store having a
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Costco removes beloved Polish dog from food court menu
Man, everything is topsy turvy these days. Now Costco is removing the Polish Dog and a soda deal from the
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Ten Cents For a Bag
After fighting the long line and finally paying, I gathered up my stuff including several bottles of sunblock (SPF 1000)
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The Urgent Call of Nature
I waited too long this time, and now the call of nature was ringing loudly. Pulling into a grocery store,
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Woah, Woah, Sir! That’s Not My Stuff!
“Can I have three pounds of bacon?” an elderly man asked the cashier, as if the checkout lane was a
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Lady Tells Me to Go %$@^% Myself
The lady’s kids appeared out of the mist, bearing armfuls of products gathered from the far reaches of the vast
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3 Amazing Things You Can Buy At Costco
Costco seems to have everything, or at least everything you need that comes in a box the size of your
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What the Hell is This BS?
I try to go to the grocery store late at night. But this time, it couldn’t be helped. So there
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The $3.44 Golf Hat Without a Tag
Walking through Big Box Mart on my way to check out, I spied a display of golf caps at the
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