Humbled. Honored. Excited. Grateful.
Humbled. Honored. Excited. Grateful. Words cannot capture this moment—but I will still post 400 of them to make sure the
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Social Media
The “Ballad of the Facebook Marketplace Driver Deal”
Let me tell you about the last time I tried to sell something on Facebook Marketplace before I fully gave
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Instagram’s new chat bot buddies
I was noodling around on Instagram and saw there is a new feature and checked it out. I’m not exactly
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You should put that on a car wrap
I’ll never call Twitter X.
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If you’re over the age of 5 and still drink milk with dinner, you need to reevaluate your life choices
The Twitterverse was rocked today by the revelation that one of its most notorious personalities, @FuryFrenzyStorm, was in fact a
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I asked Google’s Bard to write a joke about Elon Musk naming a new Twitter CEO
Elon Musk is stepping down as the CEO of Twitter and has named a new CEO, Linda Yaccarino, a respected
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Elon Musk names new Twitter CEO
In addition to her duties as a Congresswoman, Marjorie Taylor Greene has been tapped by Elon Musk to be the
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Nighty-night, see you tomorrow – all 9,000 of you
According to the Wall Street Journal, some TikTok posters are making north of $400,000 a year by turning on a
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I took my Twitter severance cash and bought Friendster
After being laid off from Twitter and rehired multiple times this week, I was offered 3 months severance to clear
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Twitter employees wandering around saying, “Who do I quit to?”
The Elon Musk chaos continues at Twitter. Some outlets are reporting that so many people had been fired or quit
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Why do you call them chickpeas? You are dumb.
Your typical Instagram Reel: “Why do you call them chickpeas? We call the garbanzo beans around here! You people are
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Twitter launches platoons of digital soldiers to battle misinformation bots
In an effort to battle an onslaught of misinformation bots, Twitter today announced the formation of a digital army of
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I was laid off from Meta/ Facebook today
Hey, folks, I was part of the 13 percent layoffs at Facebook/Meta today. I lost my job as VP of
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Twitter asks some freshly laid-off workers to come back. Please?
No sooner had Elon Musk-led Twitter moved in and fired half the staff they asked several workers to come back.
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Elon Musk emailed me this morning
Dang. I was laid off from Twitter after they just told me I was going to be a VP. Elon
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