Twitter launches platoons of digital soldiers to battle misinformation bots

In an effort to battle an onslaught of misinformation bots, Twitter today announced the formation of a digital army of specialized soldiers they have released in the Twittersphere. “We ain’t kidding around no more,” said a spokesperson. “We started creating these terminating soldiers as soon as the company was purchased by Elon Musk. They are specially programmed to root out misinformation in politics, healthcare and Super Bowl betting.”