When you are out jogging and a dog chases you for blocks
When you are out jogging and a dog possessed by the devil chases you for blocks.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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Every other attendee at the NRA Convention
Every other gun owner at the NRA Convention. Simmer down, now.
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There only ace on a par 4 in PGA history
There has only been one ace on a par-4 in PGA history. At the Waste Management Open at TPC Scottsdale
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A poem about golf by ee cummings lite
I asked Bing AI to write a poem about golf in the style off ee cummings. It didn’t turn out
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How to hit your golf drive 750 yards
More great news! Every golfer has hit the cart path and the ball bounces 50 yards more. Today I am
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Congrats to the future of golf, Jon Rahm Rodriquez, for winning the 2023 Masters
Congrats to Jon Rahm Rodriguez for winning the 2023 Masters golf tournament. He was the world’s number one amateur for
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Hang in there, I think they are close
Me on the golf course hoping I will make some good shots soon. #golf #disaster #wheelsfelloff #hacker #duffer #mastersgolf
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Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth
What a trip! Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth Paltrow. SO MUCH FUN! Even the 4 days in the
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My new sitcom debuts this fall
Great news! NBC gave my pitch the green light! My new sitcom, “Bogey Joe” debuts this fall. I play an
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Appalling and confusing
Looking forward to another appalling, confusing and disappointing Cleveland Browns season this fall 2023.
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Oh, and it wouldn’t hurt to start a new dynasty
In her book, “The 5 Most Common Regrets of the Dying,” Bronnie Ware lists them as: I Wish I’d Lived
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How I think I look on the golf course
How I think I look on the golf course and how they actually see me.
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The Ballad of Chicago Joe
I watched this video of a guy leaping off a cliff to make a spectacular showing on the Moab Rope
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It’s alive I tell you!
Ohio State‘s mens basketball team has emerged from a deep slumber to win two huge victories in the 2023 March
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The day I died at a combat juggling match
I was walking back to my seat with a beer at this when a combat juggler accidentally hooked my arm
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