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Golfer Turns Around Game After Pope Francis Blessing
Ted Herbistansicker of Rialto, CA was in Washington, DC on a business trip. He just happened to be in town
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Cleveland Browns Secret Meeting Busted
“It’s the Brown’s deciding on a starting quarterback. One guy is saying they should call Joe Montana.”
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Come, On, It Will Be Fun!
Miriam Helgestadisilav buckled under the pressure from her cousin Elly who cajoled her into grabbing a raft and heading out
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Local Man Sets Aside Critical Thinking so Bebo Doesn’t Call Him a Wuss
“Sure, it’s dangerous!” Bebo said to Red. “That’s why its fun!” They gazed at Downtrodden Rocks, the imposing shoreline that
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Youth Football League Accuses 8-Year-Old Quarterback of Deflating Footballs
Johnson City Youth Football accused Tony “Dead Eye ” Modinoresksi of deflating footballs in a recent game. Modinoresksi is considered the
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Feherty Out as Commentator For CBS After 19 Years
Father: David Feherty is out at CBS. Kid: He’s been checked out since my first birthday, Daddy.
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5 Things You Didn’t Know About 2015 PGA Championship Winner Jason Day
Jason Day had a good day yesterday. He captured his first major at the 2015 PGA Championship after knocking on
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5 Lies Bicyclists Tell Themselves
1. I love breathing in exhaust fumes. 2. I’m not terrified every time I ride. 3. I don’t think every
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5 Lies Ohio State Fans Tell Themselves
1. I don’t care if my son or daughter goes to Ohio State. 2. All of my glassware does not
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Animals Respond to Illegal Hunters and Poachers
Several animals around the world are taking action against the worldwide rise in illegal hunting and poaching.
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Fly, Birdman, Fly
Ever since he was a kid, Vrinda “Birdman” Farella wanted to fly. He and his childhood friend Seamus used to
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